The Reality O by Candy Sloane

Author:Candy Sloane [Sloane, Candy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Lisa Burstein
Published: 2015-02-23T00:00:00+00:00

Episode Six: “Blind” Date

We were filming a double elimination that morning.

Allie already made a double penetration joke for the cameras. You can act like you haven’t heard it before when the show airs.

Luckily, I didn’t have any trouble sending Tattoo and Hose packing. Their outburst made my decision easy. They both stood in front of me like little boys being scolded, their heads down as I wielded punishment. The other Gasms waited behind me, their faces no doubt smug because they believed they were still in the running—still had a chance to win the money and the undying allegiance of my vagina.

Unfortunately, it was now devoted to Scott. It saluted him, went down on its knees for him, and kissed his feet. If it could have, it would have sewed a flag for him, Betsy Ross style.

He worked one of the cameras as Garrett instructed me to be more specific when I listed my reasons for keeping the other Gasms.

Somehow I came up with something for each one. Tongue was fun and a good kisser, Cowboy was polite, MD was great at taking care of me, and on and on, Gasm by Gasm I recited additional obvious, boring explanations for my “affection,” even though all I wanted to say was, I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.

Even though all I could think was, I’m just hoping Scott can keep his promise.

Getting rid of Tattoo and Hose had been easy. Getting rid of anyone else would be easy but, the more of them I got rid of, the closer I got to actually choosing one of them.

We had the day off after that, and the network limo took Allie and me to Rodeo Drive for some shopping. It idled on the street and we stepped into the first no way in hell we were ever going to afford anything store.

It was one of those places that was more floor, mirror, and rack than clothes, more museum than store. Little did the flawless salespeople know I was an even bigger affront to everything they stood for than Julia Roberts had been in Pretty Woman.

She actually admitted she was a prostitute instead of letting a network pay for someone to sleep with her.

Without the camera crew, without Garrett up my ass, without continually sneaking looks and anything else I could get from Scott, it was almost like Allie and I were on vacation.

That is, until she started acting like there might as well have been cameras following us around.

“So, who’s the front-runner?” she asked, running her finger along the tops of the hangers on a rack of silky skirts.

“There really isn’t one yet,” I stalled. Everything was stalling now. Everything was wanting this to be over so I could be with Scott. At the same time I was wishing it wouldn’t be over, so I didn’t have to be with anyone else.

“Seriously, you only have six days left, Chris,” she said, looking at me earnestly.

“Have you been spending time with Garrett, or what?” I spit.

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